Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Personal Horror Movie, White Powder!

Hello,

Did you nearly die waiting for the rest of Missy Barb's story?

When Missy Carol or Missy Linda went over to Missy Barb's house, they could go in and out the front door with no attacks from the killer wasps. That proves my theory (and one of the rules of horror movies) that these attacks were totally personal toward Missy Barb. What did these insects have against her?

Finally the day came when the head bug dude came with his strongest, emergency-only weapon. It was some kind of white powder that somehow got to the wasps better than the sprays. He disseminated the magical concoction while doing the secret chant used only in an extreme crisis.

Bug dude and Missy Barb waited with trepidation. Suddenly, a lone killer wasp staggeringly flew out of the wasp staging area. He was covered with white powder! He dropped to the ground, dead! Jubilation!

I think that Missy Barb will still be wary and check carefully before she goes in or out the front door for a while, but maybe good has triumphed this time. And she is very thankful to be liberated from the need to go all the way around the house to the back door every time she needs to go in and out. But, most assuredly, she is happiest to be almost free from being attacked all the time and free from the pain, swelling and itching that results from the attacks.

For those of you who are dying to know, it was her blouse that Missy Barb ripped off during the aerial attack from the heathen wasps. Missy Linda said that she bet Missy Barb was glad she did not live in view of a busy highway. Missy Barb had bigger concerns! She just wanted to escape the marauding predators with her life!

And there you have it.

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