Hand Cramps!

Greetings humans and most others,

Well, finals week is almost over for Missy Linda. Yippee! No more complaining! (Yeah, right!)
Today her subject is about hand cramps. She gripes that writing for two hours with a pen gives people hand cramps when they are accustomed to using a keyboard. Poor Missy Linda! First it was piano lessons and typing on a typewriter. Now it is using a pen. Boo, hoo!

My personal take on it is this. After, Shut-up already! I say if you are a Creative Studies major which is in the English department, there are going to be things you must write. Duh! She whines that all assignments must be done on a computer with a certain font with very strict rules, and no hand written papers will be accepted---except tests. She is such a ninny.

I say to Missy Linda, "Take a couple of ibuprofen before the test. Write your stupid answers for two hours. Go home. Shut-up." That's my best advice.

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