Keep Out of Her Way!

Good morning readers,

Don't make any sudden moves or get too loud if you happen to run into Missy Linda today. We here at the house are just trying to stay invisible and quiet. She is in a rather cranky state right now. It seems that she discovered that the Mr. who used to live here has been gone on a ten day European honeymoon before he even gets married.

Now Missy Linda does not care about the fact that the Mr. is with someone else on this "honeymoon". She is not in a snit because the Mr. and his fiance were cruising down (or up---who knows?) the Danube---partly because they were both sick a lot of the trip!

Anyway, what her concern is has to do with the fact that the Mr. has so much money to spend lately while she is desperately trying to come up with the money for some new medical and life insurance for herself. She also needs two new tires. Oh, my! She really hates it when her life is just another example of a statistical norm. (You know, the man gets richer, the woman gets poorer from a divorce.) If there is anything she hates, it is to be statistically normal!

Next weekend, the Mr. and his long lost love will be getting married in Las Vegas. He is paying to fly his children and their spouses out there and is paying for their rooms. Missy Linda says that she does not begrudge him this. She doesn't mind if he gets married.

All Missy Linda keeps harping about is that she wishes that she didn't have to sell her plasma to help pay her tuition. It sounds as if she is saying something about driving her car through the Mr.'s living room when she walks around mumbling.

If you guys are the kind of people who rubber neck at accident scenes along the highway, then keep your eyes on the news these days. If Missy Linda cracks, it is going to be something! And I am sure that she would do something noteworthy to get across her point if she slips over that precipice. If any of you guys know the Mr., you might want to warn him to lay low, ok?