Wednesday, May 14, 2014

I Can't Believe I Did That

Hello most humans and many others,

I can't believe I totally slept through yesterday and missed talking with you again. I guess I am having trouble keeping my memory working. I don't know what my problem is. I know I'm not getting old. I personally feel that I stay the same age, whatever that is. I used to celebrate my birthday, but I have been thinking, and I have realized that I stay the same. I don't age or get wrinkles or get osteoporosis or any of that stuff. So I have decided that I don't age.

You humans seem to attempt to keep from aging with your products and your botox and your cosmetic surgery. I just stay the same without any trouble at all. Kind of makes you wish you had a plastic face, huh?

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