Cockeyed Pessimist

Good morning humans and most others,

Pray for those of us who have to be around Missy Linda the next couple of days, ok? She sat on her favorite reading glasses, and she is driving us crazy because of it! They are all whee-whaaed, and she is fit to be tied. You know the pair I mean - - - that pair that all those old people have that fit the best and are the strength they need at that time that they got at WalMart. This pair is really from WalMart, but they are actually her most expensive pair. (How sad is that?) She has some really cute ones that she got at Dustee's that were cheaper but cuter that she wears at school, but this is that pair that she uses for everything at home - - -like real reading, looking not cute, sewing, reading labels. She is going to be cranky until she gets them bent back like they were.

The thing is that she will bend on them and mess with them until she snaps something in two. Then she is really going to be cranky. It will not be a pretty sight, but it will be a funny sight. However, if I can snap a photo when it does happen, I'll get it right out to you, ok?