Not My Fault This Time

Hello there most humans and others,

Well, at least when Missy Linda did something bad this weekend, it is crystal clear that I could not have had anything to do with it at all. There's just no doubt about who did it so she can't yell at anyone but herself. Even Nelson couldn't have accidentally done this.

It seems that as Missy Linda was leaving for work on Monday, she noticed that her Blessed Basil was all wilty and thirsty. She stepped over to the faucet and grabbed the hose and watered the plants enough to make it through the day. Well, I don't know if you all know this, but Missy Linda has a few problems with directional issues - - - like left and right, counter-clockwise, that sort of thing. She doesn't generally have trouble with on and off, though.

As soon as she was on her block on her way home from work, she could tell what she had done. Water was running down the gutter to the storm drain, and it was coming from her house! When she had watered that morning, she had accidentally turned the water on full blast rather than turning it off. She had tossed the end of the hose into a flower bed out of the way so she had not seen or heard the water running. Also, she was in a hurry and was dreading a very busy day at work. She is just hoping it doesn't cost more than a couple hundred dollars for all that water- - -not that she has that much, but it would be better than if it costs more, right?

All I have to say is, "Wouldn't it have been better to just give me that money for shopping on the internet rather than wasting it like that?"