No Worries About Fashion

Greetings most humans and others,

Well, I don't know if Missy Linda would agree with my assessment of the situation, but I see a good thing about her new job that perhaps she hasn't counted on the plus side (judging from certain remarks I have heard from her.) Since she has to wear the requisite shirts provided by the fabric store and must wear black or khaki pants or skirts every day, it should nearly extinguish her need for any new clothes- - -except maybe some new orthopedic-type shoes. And, because she is working five days a week (although not many hours some days), she should be set for quite a while.

Sadly, the company provides only one black shirt and one lavender shirt for each employee. If she wants any more, she would have to purchase them. I think she would wear them until they are literally worn through the fabric, much like her cut-offs, which were worn out before she made them into shorts. She is never going to spend her hard earned wages for shirts that have a company logo!

Missy Linda says that she wouldn't mind the shirts so much if they weren't so hot. She has widespread agreement on that fact among the other employees. She says that she starts "glistening" the moment she puts on one of the shirts. That means that to be civilized about the whole situation, she must wash her shirt every night. "That's what will wear out the shirts too fast," she moans.

Poor baby! Maybe Santa could bring her some new shirts for Christmas - - -if she would stop complaining for a few minutes!!!