End of her World

Hello most humans and many others,

Poor Missy Emma's world as she has always known it, has imploded on her little heart. Her absolutely, no question about it, best friend, Mr. Omar, is moving to Omaha. At her tender age of only five, Missy Emma has not had an event like this to have to deal with before. She can be just riding in the car or sitting on the couch at home, and she dissolves in tears if she thinks of it. And she thinks of it often. He's leaving during spring break, and Missy Emma will be in Colorado visiting her cousins. I, as one who has had her life uprooted many times,can only hope she gets to say a proper good-bye to her friend, and I wish for them that this is the most painful separation they ever have to endure.

Missy Linda believes her heart is breaking, too, but she's just a crazy person. She just heard on the news that her beloved Jon Stewart will be absent from the Daily Show for the whole summer. John Oliver will be his sub while he runs off to direct a movie or some such nonsense. John Oliver is entertaining, but to Missy Linda, Jon Stewart is the only person for the Daily Show. She said she watched it back when that really tall guy named Craig something-or-other was the host. Jon is head and shoulders above Craig as the show's host even if he is tiny guy. (Okay, I'm still working on this human comedy thing.)