Grocery List

Good morning most humans and many others,

Well, Missy Linda needs to get busy today to get the house cleaned and ready for Missy Maitlyn, Missy Elspeth and Missy Amelia. They will be here tomorrow afternoon, and she has to work this evening. One big job is that she needs to get to the grocery store for some major "kids in the house" shopping.

Some of the main things needed for kids are not necessarily the main things needed for adults. Here are a few of the most important things:

Toilet Tissue-lots and lots---because if enough is good, way too much is better.
Little paper cups---because little girls need an inordinate amount of water from these little cups that come from the dispenser in the bathroom.
Bubble bath---because, well, just because.
Ketchup---because nearly everything goes better with ketchup (evidently).
Popcorn chicken---because that is the staple of the the diet at Grammy's house when kids are here.
Chewing gum---because everyone loves fruit flavored gum.
"Fruitinacup"---(all one word when spoken by the girls)---because fruit tastes better if it is in a plastic cup that increases its cost exponentially.
Flavored water---because how could kids be expected to drink water from the faucet at Grammy's house? She doesn't even have the ice and water in the door of her fridge.

I think those are the most important things that we need for the visit. Too bad I don't have legs or I could help Missy Linda by shopping for her! Right?