None of Those Here

Hi there most humans and others,

Well, I have some good news from our house! Can you even imagine? As you may know, we have been having a run of less than stellar luck lately. There is a plague going around the world that we do not have at our house, and, furthermore, we will not have at our house unless someone new moves here! Have you heard of the new scourge? It is called cankles!

That is when your ankles are not well-defined. For instance, when your ankle bones are not visible, that would be cankles. This unfortunate curse means that you are not able to wear the cute new ankle-strap shoes that are all the rage. It could mean other things as well, but I will just let you imagine some of those.

Now, some of you may be thinking, Juana does not even have feet! What in the world is she so happy about? Well, you see, I may not have feet, but I definitely do not have cankles! That is an important item to be on my list of attributes since my main talent is being beautiful. It also gives Missy Linda that one little thing that she can hold onto on a bad day. You know that she does not have many things going her way sometimes. Let's just let her grasp onto any little ray of hope that she can, OK?