Partying Without Me?

Hello most humans and many others,

I know that you humans were having all kinds of parties and celebrations without me for New Year's Eve. I actually heard fireworks going off two different nights! I would have gone to any of your parties if you had only invited me. I kind of feel that I deserved a little fun after another episode of being left in the car, head down in a shopping bag!

I have finally realized that Missy Linda isn't going to take me places or throw parties for me. I was hoping that my friends out there would take up the slack. You humans aren't as nice as I originally thought.