Don't Do This

Hello most humans and many others,

I just have to tell you all that I am still puzzled about Missy Linda and where she fits onto your human scale or whatever you all use to categorize people. Sometimes she does things that are so weird that I can't help but think that she should have someone to watch over her to make certain that she doesn't hurt herself. The things that cause me worry are not big incidents, but instead are small things that add up.

On her left hand's middle finger, the one that is crooked from falling at work and jamming it into a counter, there is a cut from the second knuckle to the first knuckle. It was caused by a sewing machine needle because she holds things too tightly when she sews and lets her hand get right next to the needle instead of relaxing her hand like she should. It also makes hers hands look like she has claws while she is doing it. So, okay, that's not bad for an accident, especially for this family. It's just that I've always heard that "it" always starts with small things.She can't afford to turn into someone like Mr. Nick, her son who nearly lived at various emergency rooms.

The stupidest thing she has done in the last couple of days, so far, is to try to grab something out of the clothes dryer while it was still running. Of course, the dryer should turn itself off when the door is opened, but the switch got stuck somehow, she said. She was hollering and yelling, but sadly that seldom helps a situation. Anyway, evidentally, when one sticks her arm into a running clothes dryer, it sort of grabs the arm and twists it. She was able to yank her arm out without any real damage, except for a bruise and sore place above her elbow, but I believe that she is just a bad accident waiting to happen!

Keep your eyes on the evening news shows to see what she does next because it is liable to be hilarious to everyone but her!