What's Going On Here?

Hello friends of Juana,

This will probably be my last post on behalf of Juana, but maybe not for the reason you might imagine. I am not giving up or pouting or anything like that.

When I got up this morning, there she was---in her usual spot! Just sitting (standing?) there. Hair perfectly coiffed, make-up with not a smudge, dress with not a rose or ruffle damaged, but also not saying a word.

Somebody has got some explaining to do!