Advice About Hair

Hello most humans and many others,

I deeply feel a need to speak frankly to some of you humans out there about your hairstyles. Actually, perhaps I don't mean hairstyles so much as your inattention to your hair's potential style. You probably do not realize who you are, but I can tell you that Missy Linda is at the top of my list.

If you are a human with short hair, especially if it is fine textured, you must not let your mind wander when you are using a hair dryer. Just a couple of seconds in one place can leave a rooster tail that cannot be totally disguised until your hair is washed again. I have noticed recently that Missy Linda seems to have this problem. I can see the places where she has tried to glue down a section of hair with hairspray or some such product, but it never works completely.

People, all you have to do is to pay attention when you are drying your hair. If your hair is short, how long does that take? About a minute or two? Can you really afford to go out into the world with random shocks of hair sticking out? Well, I say, not unless you dye some of them blue or green and go with the total look. But, I believe many of you would not be allowed to go to work that way, so your best option is to be totally present and aware when you are getting ready for the day.

Oh, and, by the way, stay away from the $6.95 haircut places. You get what you pay for. A $50 cut is not necessary, but never, ever go to the cheapest place where they are eating carry-out food in the cutting area. Enough said?