No Winners Here

Hello most humans and many others,

Well, here it is September 1. That means that Missy Linda did not win the Publishers' Clearing House Sweepstakes. They evidently gave away the prize yesterday. This time it was $5000.00 a week for life.

I'm not going to lie to you all: I had made plans in case that happened. If Missy Linda had won, I figure, I would have benefited greatly. If nothing else, surely, I would be provided a better perch where I would be spending my life, right?

The best case scenario would have been to be invited on trips and provided a glorious wardrobe for each occasion. I'm sure Missy Linda would have included me in all the benefits on which she squandered her newly obtained riches, don't you think?