Where Does Time Go?

Hello most humans and many others,

Oh, my goodness. I have been sleeping on my job, haven't I? I am going to go with the excuse that Missy Linda has the computer all the time. Since she has been in this class where she has to write part of a book, she is on here all the time. She has to read other books and write about them, also, so I just get completely left out---as usual.

I keep thinking that Missy Linda will take me to her class since I'm a writer, but so far, nothing. I could just sit quietly, as I always do, and I could learn a lot. As soon as I learn more about my past, I want to tell my story. You have to admit, I am a unique being with a unique story. Would you buy my book?