Checking His Tree Mail

Hello most humans and many others,

Mr. Nelson has discovered that there are occasionally squirrels who visit the trees in the front yard, not to mention other kinds of animals who could be lurking about! They don't actually live there, but Mr. Nelson feels they should not be just climbing trees and hanging around in just anyone's yard. He has a strong sense of boundaries---mostly for other entities, not so much for himself.

He has become so annoying about the trees in the front yard that he drives everyone crazy until someone lets him go out to check his tree mail in the front yard several times a day. He is not allowed to just go out there to run around like a crazy dog as that's against the law, and Missy Linda says she can't afford to bail him out of dog jail. (I know she would find a way to do it, if it came to that, though). He has to have someone watching him from the door or go outside with him.

It's hard for the humans to stay annoyed at Mr. Nelson. After all, how many times a day do they have to check their emails?