Time

Greetings most humans and many others,

I cannot believe that I haven't talked to you all in a week! It's like the time change sucked us into some kind of a vortex that changed time more than an hour.

And, hey, did you hear that the earthquake in Peru moved the earth's axis a little? Tio Kane said that he doesn't know whether to set his clock back 1.26 millionths of a second or forward 1.26 millionths of a second. Well, if he doesn't know, I certainly don't have a clue! I don't understand why Missy Linda and Tio Kane like to pose questions that neither they nor I can answer. That is just annoying to me.

Sometimes I kind of wonder if I am on some type of a reality show, and no one told me. Do you know anything about that?