Sucks to be a Sparrow

Hello humans and others,

Have you all seen the commercial for that Scott's Premium Bird Seed? It promises that you will have a lot of brightly colored birds at your feeder. You should hear Missy Linda and Tio Kane carrying on about that! "Poor little plain birds," they say. And I say (as usual), "Oh, boo, hoo!"

I don't believe that the expensive bird seed repels the ugly birds, it just attracts the pretty birds. I think that Missy Linda is just all bent out of shape because she feels like a plain brown sparrow when she sees her competition in the world. And again, I say, "Oh, boo, hoo!" Don't you?

On a related note: Still no nest in the nest box.