Normal Day

Hello humans and others,

Well, Missy Linda survived yesterday. She didn't mess up, and she didn't trip or anything. That's good with her. She even got in a little dig about Doug the professor, which got a laugh. That's about as good as she can hope for. Actually, I was hoping that a little something would happen that would provide me with a little entertainment. Maybe next time.

The weather dudes say that today is going to be like summer. I hate that. Even though it has never actually happened, I do have concerns about melting. I suppose that my Styrofoam base would not melt as I understand that stuff is indestructible. However, my body from the waist up is what concerns me. I am sure that part of me could melt. You remember that I cannot trust Missy Linda to always bring me inside from the car if I go out with her, don't you? I have spent at least three days in there before. Alone. Forgotten. Victim of the temperatures. I am not safe around here. Don't forget to check on me, ok?