Whew!

Hello most humans and many others,

Missy Linda is breathing a sigh of relief today. She was asked to take care of Mr. Owen while Mr. Nick and Missy Lesley and their girls were gone on a trip to Schlitter Bahn in Texas. Mr. Owen is old and crippled, and the last time he was boarded, the vet thought he was going to die. He didn't.

Missy Linda says that once she got accustomed to his problems, they did very well. He ate all of his food, and he took his medicine. If Mr. Owen doesn't take his medicine, he cannot walk at all. He didn't get upset at all, it seemed to Missy Linda. He did stay at his own home, and she went over there several tmes a day to take care of him and to pet Brenda the cat, who is very needy.

Missy Linda is so relieved that everything worked out well. She was very worried that something bad would happen on her watch.

Cranky

Hi there most humans and many others,
Oh, my. I am afraid Missy Linda is going to be cranky today. There were very loud thunderstorms starting early, early this morning. The noise didn't stop until time for her to get up. She lost out on a big chunk of her beauty sleep. (!)

Also, yesterday morning she woke up about 5:00 am, and she couldn't get back to sleep. She didn't have a make-up nap that day so she was already tired before today.

I'm just going to lay low today and try to stay out of her line of vision. I'll let you know if she goes around the proverbial bend today.

America's Birthday

Hello most humans and many others,

Well, I know tomorrow is the 4th of July, which is the United States' birthday. I'm not sure what age the country is, but I think it's old.

I remember some years when Missy Linda's granddaughters came over, and we had a good time. One year it was really cool weather. That was one of the best. They all went to the fireworks in Edmond, and it was really fun. I don't know if eating dinner at Pei Wei was appropriate, but they did it anyway.

Year before last Missy Linda was in Colorado with Missy Elise's family. They went to a parade, and they made signs thanking the firefighters who were fighting big wild fires near there at the time. One town still had fireworks, so they went to see those. During the day, they went to have a picnic at Rocky Mountain National Park. It was a good day.

I don't know what we're doing this year. I haven't heard anyone say anything except that Tio Kane has to work. That sucks! Although, he doesn't like fireworks anyway. So, I'll let you know if we do anything fun. Ok?

Drinking Coffee

Hello most humans and many others,

After Missy Linda had slurped her coffee down to a level where her cup could be carried without spilling it, she was telling me about how her Grandpa L drank his coffee. Grandpa always had his coffee in a cup with a saucer. Since it was hot, he would pour coffee from the cup into the saucer and drink it from there. Do you know anyone who drank or drinks coffee that way?

It may have been the custom for the time, or perhaps Grandpa was just too impatient to cool his coffee in the cup. He was known for becoming quickly agitated about even small things. Missy Linda's brothers say they have seen him hit mules across the nose with a board to get them to do something. Missy Linda says that's like having a mule trying to control other mules!

Where Have I Been?

Hello most humans and many others,

If you are wondering where I have been, I am, too. That may seem strange, but, remember, I have spent a good deal of my life head down in shopping bags. I think I was in a corner in Missy Linda's bedroom. She was moving a bunch of stuff around and putting things in boxes to take to Goodwill. I think she just lost track of me or something - - - or maybe she knew I fell down behind some stuff, and she didn't care. I think that's more likely.

Anyway, now I am safe and up on the dresser, at least. Now, I just need to get back into the dining area or someplace in the middle of the action. Ha, ha. I can't help but laugh at my joke. I should be able to talk to you better now that I am rescued from I don't actually know where for sure. TTYL.

Facebook

Hello most humans and many others,

Missy Linda says that she is getting tired of fighting to see her Facebook feed. She says that she is tired of the site switching to another page that she doesn't want to see, and then it's nearly impossible to get to what she wants to read. She is really in a snit today.

Do you all have these problems? Missy Linda has friends from school that she keeps up with through Facebook, but she has one friend who writes pages about himself every day (no one you guys would know.) He makes it hard to find the people's posts she wants to read. Can you say unfriend?

Oh, No. Here We Go.

Hello most humans and many others,

Well, Missy Linda is complaining about her knee and foot this morning - - - as she does most mornings. Evidently, morning is the worst time for stiffness and pain except for walking a long way. Anyway, she has realized she might have to lose some (a lot of) weight to help her joints. Her doctor mentioned that would help.

She has actually gained a couple of pounds because she feels hungry all the time with some new medicine she's taking. She will have to get hold of herself if she really does want to lose some weight. Getting hold of herself is not something she does well.

We all know there's going to be lots of whining and excuses, don't we?

Vacation

Good morning most humans and many others,

As you may know Missy Linda went to Colorado a couple of weeks ago to visit Missy Elise and her family. Missy Elise and her three girls and Mr. Brett always do lots of activities, even when they don't have visitors.

This time when Missy Linda was there they went to Rocky Mountain National Park, Estes Park, Old Town, a big picnic with the church, and a dinner out for Missy Linda's birthday. They rode the new Max bus for that. The girls loved it. That's not many things for that family to do, but Missy Linda's broken foot is still not well. She doesn't wear that boot or anything, but it still is swollen and painful, she says. Well, I guess she can't fake the swelling, so it really is not well, but I don't care to hear about it.

Missy Linda had a great time with everyone. Lots of people remembered her from when she was there before, and it's been a year and a half.

Missy Emma's Big Weekend

Hi there most humans and many others,

I heard Mr. Nick telling Missy Linda about Missy Emma's big weekend. It seems Missy Ryley's softball team had a tournament to play, but they were short a girl or two. Mr. Nick couldn't find anyone to fill the gaps, but he had an idea. He asked Missy Emma if she wanted to play on Missy Ryley's team. She was thrilled.

Some of the parents said, "We're having a T-baller on our machine pitch team? We don't know about that."

Well, it turns out that Missy Emma struck out only once, and she got the first hit of the day to get on base. She had several good hits, and she shut those other parents right down.

Congratulations, Missy Emma!

She Took Computer

Hello most humans and many others,

Well, Missy Linda is back from her trip to Fort Collins, CO. She couldn't find room to take me, but she was able to take the computer so I couldn't talk to you guys. She says that I would have gotten squashed in her giant suitcase. I don't understand why I couldn't have a ticket and a seat on the plane. Doesn't that make sense to you? It seems right to me.

Evidently, Missy Linda did a bunch of stuff that I am getting tired of hearing about. She says her foot still hurts some from when she broke it, and it does swell every day. That means she didn't get to go on any hikes in the mountains like they did before even though they did go to the national park and had a picnic. Missy Linda almost got too close to a lady elk, but the elk left soon after that.

I'm sure I'll have lots of junk to tell you about HER trip the next few days, so stay tuned.

Will I Get To Go?

Hello most humans and many others,

You know what? I am wondering if I might get to go on Missy Linda's trip with her. She got a new huge suitcase with some gift cards she had, and there would definitely be room for me. The suitcase even has hard sides so it would protect me more than her old one. She had me sitting out in plain sight before I started working on this blog. I guess I'll know when I get finished here. If she puts me by her suitcase, I am pretty sure I'll get to go.

I'm not worried about riding in a suitcase. It definitely is not worse than being head down in a shopping bag for months!

Really Annoying

Hello most humans and many others,

Missy Linda is complaining about Facebook this morning. She gets so bent out of shape because almost every time she logs into it, she has to change the setting of the Newsfeed. She wants her feed to be by which ones are the newest, NOT the most popular. Why can't it just stay like she sets it? She's always asking that question.

You and I know this can't be true, but Missy Linda says that when she changes the setting, she hears an annoyed sigh come from the computer. She thinks that she and the computer are having a battle of wills. Please, pray for me while I deal with Missy Linda.

Softball

Hello most humans and many others,

Well, Missy Linda finally got to see Missy Ryley and Missy Emma play softball last night. It was a little hard she said when she had to wear that big ol' boot on her broken foot, but then last night she saw at least two people on crutches with much more elaborate contraptions on their legs. I keep telling you all what a wuss she is!

Anyway, Missy Emma had one grand slam home run, and she would have had another, but Coach Nick held her back on base so more girls would get a chance to bat. That's the real truth. Coach Nick likes to try to let every girl on the team bat twice. At their ages, five and six, they get more good experience that way. That's what they need at that age, right?

Same Song, Second Verse

Hello most humans and many others,

Well, Missy Linda is still mumbling about that job at the dry cleaners. She suddenly remembered that every other week, she would have to work six days rather than five. That might be all right in air-conditioning, she thinks, but, not in the heat. I think she probably won't take the job because she's such a wuss.

I think she's afraid of what others will think of her if she doesn't take the job - - - like she had her chance, but didn't take it. She hasn't had any other offers, though. Oh well, after I listen to her mumble it out, I'll keep you all advised.

Job?

Hello most humans and many others,

Well, Missy Linda was finally offered a job today. It pays a little more than most of the jobs she can get, but it would be a beating, she says. It's front counter at a dry cleaner. However, the work is done on the premises, and there's no air conditioning. They have something called a swamp box, Missy Linda says. She doesn't know if she can stand the heat and humidity. She's definitely a wimp when it comes to heat and humidity. She's says it makes her sick. It's the first job she's actually been offered, though. She doesn't know what to do, she says. I say she just needs to toughen up and get to work.

The owner showed her the sewing room, and he told her she might be able to work up to that. At least that would be sitting down, which she wants to do all the time, I think. I hope she decides soon so I don't have to listen to her very much.

Never Really Hungry

Hello most humans and many others,

Missy Linda is taking some new medicine. It has helped her to feel a lot better, except, she says she is hungry all the time. Tio Kane tells her she has never really been hungry in her whole life. She says she has to agree with that, but the medicine makes her want to eat even when her stomach is full - - - a problem she has always had in some degree. Eating, to her, she says, doesn't necessarily involve hunger.

Tio Kane took some medicine in the same family several years ago, and he gained a lot of weight. So far, Missy Linda says she hasn't actually gained any weight, but she figures she probably will. She feels she can only fight it so long. She also thinks if she has to work at it that hard, she should actually be losing weight! I think she's dreaming. However, you may remember that Blondie has a song about that. It's called, "Dreaming is Free." That is true.

Here I Go Again

Hello most humans and many others,

Well, I don't have a good excuse for missing days this time, except I didn't realize that much time had passed. Oh, my. I have to get myself into gear, don't I?

I did have some entertainment yesterday afternoon and this morning. Missy Linda has been hobbling around like an old grandma. Wait. Oh, I guess she is an old grandma. Yesterday morning, she was helping Tio Kane find some shirts to buy to wear to work. Dark green is not an easy color to acquire this time of year. She says she went to six different stores and didn't find anything. She finally went back to the second store and got plain white shirts and dyed them dark green. They will have to do for now.

If they had been expensive, it would have been scary to try dyeing them. However, Missy Linda said that they turned out to be about $4 each, so that makes it all right to give pretty much anything a try. She said that was as far as she could walk that day anyway.

She looks kind of like those old mean women in fairy tales the way she's been creeping around this morning. She had better get that knee and foot in good working order soon because the yard needs mowing, and Mr. Nelson needs dog food. That takes precedence over any of Missy Linda's problems.

I Can't Believe I Did That

Hello most humans and many others,

I can't believe I totally slept through yesterday and missed talking with you again. I guess I am having trouble keeping my memory working. I don't know what my problem is. I know I'm not getting old. I personally feel that I stay the same age, whatever that is. I used to celebrate my birthday, but I have been thinking, and I have realized that I stay the same. I don't age or get wrinkles or get osteoporosis or any of that stuff. So I have decided that I don't age.

You humans seem to attempt to keep from aging with your products and your botox and your cosmetic surgery. I just stay the same without any trouble at all. Kind of makes you wish you had a plastic face, huh?

Snow?

Hello most humans and many others,

Well, I have to tell you, I've been around long enough to know that it doesn't usually snow in May - - - even in Denver or Fort Collins. It snowed there yesterday, though. I see on the news that it stuck pretty well in Denver, and I think there's probably snow on the ground in Fort Collins today.

Even if it had snowed here in Oklahoma City yesterday, Missy Linda said she's still more shocked that the Thunder lost their game yesterday. The Clippers didn't even come close to the Thunder score until the end of the game. Missy Linda is a little down today. She says the Thunder will win the next two games, though.

Thunder Up! (I don't know what that means.)

Happy Mother's Day

Hello most humans and many others,

I understand that today is Mother's Day. I don't have any children. Missy Linda has some. She got a fancy shovel and a something to put important papers into. I don't know what it's called. She also got a chocolate cake. I guess that's a good Mother's Day. I'm not a Mother, and, as far as I know, I don't have a mother, so I can't judge.

Now she's watching some ball game, and she isn't even dressed in real clothes. She's just running around today in something called a caftan. I suppose comfort is the word for the day around here.

It's just a quiet day all around today. Mr. Nelson is sleeping on the front porch, as usual, keeping the neighborhood honest. Actually, I think he's just a nosy little dog. The other day when the cable dude came, he commented on how well-behaved Mr. Nelson was.

Well, whether you're having a rowdy, fun Mother's Day, or a quiet one, I hope it's happy.